hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
“TO BE USED ONLY IN TIMES OF EXTREME EMERGENCY”
WOW, I REALLY NEED TO SUMMON A DEMON. IT’S AN EMERGENCY.
WELL WHAT IF YOU NEEDED TO FIND A SPECIFIC DEMON WHO MAKES CROSSROAD DEALS CAUSE YOUR MORON OF AN UNCLE AND YOUR EQUALLY IDIOTIC BROTHER LOST THEIR LEGS AND AGE TO ONE BECAUSE THOSE IDIOTS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE BETTER AT POKER THAN A MOTHERFUCKIN DEMON WOULD YOU BE AS SARCASTIC IF THAT HAPPENED HUH? WOULD YA?you know, I try to tell my friends that tumblr really isn’t satanic it just likes some weird shows, and then this shit comes up and all arguments I have are doused in holy water and burned.
